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See if you can guess the answer to some of Beano's favourite jokes.  Move your cursor over the green boxes to find out the answer!

How do moulded fruit-flavoured dessert
answer the phone?

Jell-o!

Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
He had no"body" to talk with!
 

   

What happened to the frog’s car when
the parking meter expired?

It got toad away!

Why do squirrel like to sit on telephone polls?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground!

What does a robot take for a bad cough?
Robot-tussin!

What happened to the dog that swallowed the clock?
He got a lot of ticks!

How do you put on a great space-themed party?
Planet (plan-it)!

Do you know what the first elevator said to the second elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!

What’s the richest kind of air?
A millionaire!

How do you make a banana shake?
You take it to a scary movie!

   


Beano LOVES colouring and fun activities and thinks you might too!  Click on any of these pictures and it will open in a new window so you can print it off to colour or play with!

   
   

                                                       

   
    "Tina"

 

And something a little harder for the older kids!

 

 

 
   

Need invitations for your party with us?
Click on the picture to the right and print it off.
Trim off any extra writing at the top and bottom.
Then, if you fold it in half backwards
 - top to bottom, and again - frontwards
 - from left to right...
what you'll end up with is sure to delight!


   
         
       
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